Furthermore, Shaq is Still Just a Goon

People who hate the Pistons (here's looking at you, B.W.) will be excited about last night's game against the Heat. I'm the opposite of excited, because I watched the game and I see that Shaq is flourishing in D-Wade's absence because the refs figure they have to give some Miami player the egregious calls they would be giving to Wade, and that player seems to be The Big Whatever. If this means that Shaq gets to push people down and draw charges with 0.5 feet on the floor inside the 4-ft. arc for the next 3 months, it could be a very long season.