Bill Walton Is An Idiot
I just wanted to write this down before I forgot it, mostly because Bill Walton hates the Pistons so much.
And because he is an idiot. The "remove all doubt" moment was just 5 minutes ago, during the Pistons-Heat matchup on ESPN, when Bill asked this gem: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but... the Red Wings are also from Detroit, right?"
His Play-By-Play partner on the broadcast (sorry, I haven't memorized all these guys) informed Bill that he was correct, with the perfect "Holy shit, I can't believe you're on ESPN, everybody who has ever turned on ESPN for 12 seconds knows the Red Wings play in Detroit" tone of voice. (Also, the Detroit Connection was the only reason Play-By-Play Guy mentioned the Red Wings in the first place. Obviously.)
That's all. Bill Walton is dumb.
And because he is an idiot. The "remove all doubt" moment was just 5 minutes ago, during the Pistons-Heat matchup on ESPN, when Bill asked this gem: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but... the Red Wings are also from Detroit, right?"
His Play-By-Play partner on the broadcast (sorry, I haven't memorized all these guys) informed Bill that he was correct, with the perfect "Holy shit, I can't believe you're on ESPN, everybody who has ever turned on ESPN for 12 seconds knows the Red Wings play in Detroit" tone of voice. (Also, the Detroit Connection was the only reason Play-By-Play Guy mentioned the Red Wings in the first place. Obviously.)
That's all. Bill Walton is dumb.
posted by john (east lansing, mi) at 9:03 PM
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